Bad First Day of School

It was the first day of school and I was totally unprepared. We were in the classroom and I thought to myself, "Wow, I have a really small class this year." But then when I started counting kids I realized I had 18. They kept moving around the room and I could never get an accurate count. I decided to take attendance so I sat down at the computer. I didn't know any of their names yet and they were acting so belligerent and wouldn't tell me their names. The attendance program usually has their picture with their name underneath, but this time it just had folders they had designed with their numbers on them. There was a male assistant in the room with me and he said that they had designed the folders last year. I started calling out numbers and asking who was who. "Who's number 2?" and 5 kids raised their hands. They thought it was hilarious but it was really pissing me off. Then I saw some kids from last year and I was so sad that I didn't have them anymore. Victoria came into the room and gave me a big hug. I asked her who her teacher was and it was the new 5th grade teacher. She was scared to go to her new classroom, but I told her everything would be ok. There was door that adjoined my classroom to the next one and kids started walking through it. Then a fight broke out and I was trying to get my kids back in the classroom. One of the girls was such a bitch, and was yelling obscenities at someone in the other room. I decided we should have a class meeting, so I asked everyone to sit in a circle on the floor. I started counting down from 10, but they ignored me. I got some of them to sit, but most of them were still at their desks talking to their friends. I told them I would count down again and anyone who wasn't in the circle would lose their recess. They still ignored me. Since I didn't know any of their names, I didn't know who to keep in for recess. I was so frustrated by this time that I started yelling. The male assistant pointed and I saw Kathy kneeling down by a desk and scowling at me for losing control.

Breastfeeding

In my dream I was laying on my side in my bed asleep. Mom came into the room holding a baby and said, "It's time for you to nurse him." She laid the baby beside me on the bed. I looked down and saw that I had huge nipples. I took a rubber nipple and put it over my nipple, then nursed the baby.

Bad Checks and Bombs

Russ and I were in a grocery store buying food at the deli. When it came time to pay, he pulled out a checkbook with someone else's name on the checks and asked me if I thought we could get away with using them. I said ok so we both wrote checks to pay for our purchases. I got a letter in the mail that said they didn't know who the checks belonged to, but the account didn't exist and I owed them 17 cents. I asked Russ if he got a letter too, but he hadn't. I was mad that I was the only one who was going to have to pay.

I worked in some type of school/hospital with long hallways. I was running through a hallway at the top of the building and I could look down into the rooms because the walls didn't go all the way to the ceiling. I threw a couple of bombs into two of the classrooms. They weren't deadly bombs - it was some kind of prank. I didn't want to get caught and I didn't think anyone would suspect me. I had a friend who was in on the prank. When I came to work the next day, they were checking IDs and trying to figure out who had thrown the bombs. I worked the first shift and was able to avoid the ID checks. No one suspected me. When my friend came to relieve me, she was wearing a disguise with a moustache. I thought that was a good idea, but then she changed before she started working. I went home and found that I was locked out. I had to climb up on a shelf on the outside of my house to try and reach my door.

Gotta Go!

I was in a big house with a lot of people and it was Christmas. There were lots of kids and someone was trying to organize a talent show. I kept having to go to the bathroom and pee, but it was really hard to get any privacy and there was only one bathroom in the whole house. I was about to go again, but this time to poop, when I got pulled into the audience for the talent show. I had my pants partially pulled down and there were people sitting behind me. I was trying to pull my shirt down to cover my ass. I got to the point where I couldn't wait anymore and ran to the bathroom. It had a door like a stall and was in a big room. I locked the door and sat down to do my business, but somehow people kept walking in on me. I tried to get everyone out and was yelling, "I just locked the door five minutes ago! How are you people getting in here?" Someone handed me a magazine and I sat down and took a deep breath. I was finally alone!

Needles in My Neck

It was the last day of school and I was with my class visiting another school. We had brought sack lunches and were going to eat in their outdoor classroom. I had four IV needles stuck in my neck. I don't know why I had them, but I wanted them out. Johnna was helping me pull them out. When she pulled out the first one, a big arc of blood squirted everywhere. She quickly put a bandage over the wound to stop the bleeding, then pulled out the second needle. The same thing happened. There were teachers and kids standing all around and splatters of blood were on their clothes. I kept thinking, "This is so unsanitary," but I wanted those needles out! She finally got them all pulled and we were able to sit down and have lunch.