Stuck in the Mud

Lynne Clayton and I were at her house. We both worked at Jefferson and had to be there by 2:45 for a meeting. We were running late because we had been swimming. We finally got changed and she called Kathy to tell her we were on our way. We got in her car, which was a crazy-looking old van, and started driving to school. We came to a muddy dirt road and Lynne decided to try and drive through it. We were immediately stuck and started sinking. I knew we had to get out or we would drown in the mud. My leopard-skin seatbelt was very tight, and I was trying to keep myself from panicking as we sunk deeper and deeper. I finally got the seatbelt off and started rolling down the window. We both crawled out and stood on the side of the road looking at the half-submerged van. A group of kids walked up and ran out on to the mud slipping and sliding. I started to yell at them to stop, but then realized that they weren't going to sink.

Lil' Wayne

I wrote a rap song that I wanted to record with Lil' Wayne, so I went to his house. He was standing in the driveway with a couple of friends, leaning on a pickup truck. He didn't look like the real Lil' Wayne - he was kind of Hispanic looking and very handsome. I was embarrassed to show him my rap, which was written on notebook paper and stuffed in my jeans pocket. He smiled at me and laughed and told me to come into the house with him and we could get down to business. He made a comment about me being "thick with a nice ass." His house was huge, with lots of rooms, and there were people everywhere. He led me upstairs into a bedroom where there were several couples having sex. I quickly backed out of the room and stood in an alcove, waiting for him. I peeked back into the room several times to see where he was, but he had disappeared. The people having sex didn't even notice me.

Sam and Rudy and Russ

I lived in the house that David Gray is buying. The backyard was huge and had a lot of landscaping around the fenceline. I was walking around looking for places where Sam and Rudy could escape. I found some holes where they had been digging and put rocks there. Then I realized that they had already escaped and weren't in the yard with me. I saw them across the street playing with some other dogs. I called Rudy and he came running to me, but Sam was being pinned down to the ground by a big dog. I panicked and started running toward him. He jumped up and came to me.

Next, I was with Russ somewhere and we were fighting. I had a key to his house and I drove there with him following behind in his car. I ran into the house and was going from room to room, very upset. I saw stuff that said "honeymoon" on it and threw it out the window. I also saw a pair of earrings and put them on. He came into the house behind me and was trying to settle me down, but I was crying and screaming at him. I ran out to my car to leave and he followed me, asking for the earrings. I pulled them out and threw them into a field. I was backing out, trying to leave, but there was a lot of traffic and I couldn't get out. He was still standing there trying to talk to me.