Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Hines and Seyi


I was in college and my boyfriend was Hines Ward. He was on the football team and he loved me very much. Susan was coming to visit and mom and dad were very excited because she was going to be playing in a band that performed at halftime of Hines' game. She arrived on a bus and I had to chase her down when she got off. I lost her and ended up running back to my dorm room. Hines morphed into Seyi at some point and he had a puppy that he put into a swimming pool. I was afraid the puppy would drown, so I jumped in to save it.

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Goldie's


I was working at Goldie's again and it was like I'd never left. I was taking orders and entering them into the computer with ease. Then it started to get busy and hectic and I couldn't seem to remember how to do anything. I walked in the back to get something and found a door leading to another part of the restaurant I had never seen. It was a locker room with showers and benches. People were asking me if I planned on working there throughout the summer, but I said I was too busy.

Saturday, April 9, 2011

My Brother and Our Massages

While doing genealogical research, I discovered I had a brother I had never known about. He was related to me through Grandmother Kathleen, but he was still my brother somehow. He was African American and looked like Dante's Big Brother, Kache. We met in the mall at my pedicure place and were talking about our family. I learned that Grandmother K had starred in a Hollywood movie when she was in her 20s. After my pedicure, I decided to get a massage and asked my brother if he would like one too. We laid down on massage tables right next to each other and continued our conversation. The massage therapists were Thai and were speaking to each other as they gave us massages, but we couldn't understand what they were saying. At one point, my massage therapist began plucking hairs around my ass by reaching underneath the towel that covered me. I was laying on my stomach so I couldn't see exactly what she was doing, but she was laughing and pointing. I was very embarrassed.