It was the last day of school and Jefferson was having a joint celebration with Jackson. We were at Jackson in a big auditorium eating BBQ and watching a movie. I was sitting next to Amy and one of the Jackson teachers got up and started leading everyone in singing, "Jesus Loves Me." I looked at Amy and said, "I can't handle this shit" and went to the bathroom. I had BBQ all over my shirt and was trying to clean it off. Then I went into a stall to poop and there were goldfish swimming around in the toilet bowl. At first I was freaked out, but then I realized they were there to eat all the nasty bacteria and keep the toilet bowl clean. I thought it was a great idea, but I was nervous to sit down on the toilet because I thought the fish might bite me. I walked out of the bathroom and was looking at a new classroom they had built in their courtyard. Someone was pushing a cart full of food and it slammed into a display case and broke everything. Amy walked up and I was laughing at what had just happened. She told me I better be quiet or we'd get in trouble. We went back into the auditorium and the same teacher was leading everyone in a Thanksgiving prayer. All of a sudden I realized that the next day was Thanksgiving and I hadn't made any preparations. I said this out loud and several teachers who were standing around gave me this weird look like, "I can't believe you forgot Thanksgiving."
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