Drug Smuggling Grammers and Hermaphroditic Body

I was shopping with Laurel in downtown Norman on Main Street. It had been turned into a Chinatown and the stores were bright and full of trinkets. We walked a block over to a clothing store and were going through racks of clothes that were all very small because they were made in China. We couldn't find anything that fit. Mom called me and said she had just read an article in the paper about Vivian Grammer being arrested for smuggling $90 million of cocaine into the U.S. Apparently the Grammers had always been drug smugglers and I couldn't believe it. Bill just didn't seem like the kind of guy to live a life of lies!

Next I was in a dressing room with a mirror trying on clothes. I looked down and noticed that I had a penis. It was really big and erect. It suddenly dawned on me that I was a hermaphrodite. I was really sad and missed my vagina.