Friday, February 27, 2015

Tornadoes with Len and Russ

I was at a family reunion with Len, Susan, mom, and Aunt Kathy. Kathy was encouraging a relationship between me and Len, which I thought was weird, but we decided to go on a date anyway. We were driving down a road and I looked out the window and saw a band of tornadoes on the horizon. I counted 13 of them and told Len we needed to hurry and get back to the reunion. Then Len morphed into Russ and I was begging him to go back to my house so we could get Sam. He asked me how to get to my house and I realized I didn't know where we were because he had turned off the road somewhere. He started being an asshole as usual, but got us back on 12th street and headed toward my house. The tornadoes were getting closer and there was colorful debris flying all over the place. Russ pulled over in the left lane to pass a car and a huge semi was coming right at us. I closed my eyes and screamed as Russ tried to swerve out of its way. The semi clipped us and tore a hole in the driver's side of the car. I opened my eyes and couldn't believe we were still alive. Russ looked surprised as well. He started throwing money out of the window, as thanks for surviving.

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