Denmark or the Netherlands?

I was traveling with Susan and Kathy. We had driven to the Netherlands and were staying with a local host family. I had Sam with me, which was turning out to be a huge problem. We were in the house unpacking our stuff and I found a pile of poop on the floor. I went in to the bathroom to get something to clean it with. As I was cleaning, I noticed a spider web under a table filled with dead cockroaches - HUGE cockroaches! I pointed it out to Susan and Kathy and tried to enlist their help in getting them out. I went into a living room and saw another web of cockroaches, but there were kittens eating them. I decided that the cockroaches were left out on purpose for the kittens to eat. Susan and Kathy sat down to watch TV and I noticed something moving behind the TV. It was a bunch a little bear cubs! They all had little collars on and they came out from behind the TV to cuddle and play with us. I went back into the bathroom to rinse out a rag in the shower. The shower was very different than American showers and I couldn't figure out how to turn off the water. Susan ran in to help me. She said something about speaking Danish to our host family and I said, "They don't speak Danish! We're in the Netherlands, not Denmark. They speak Dutch!" Susan was very disappointed because she had planned a theme party for them and was going to serve danishes.