Sunday, September 6, 2020

Russell Simmons Doesn't Like My Outfit

 I was on a group trip with a bunch of teachers and they were taking us to a swimming pool on a bus. I really didn't want to go and I didn't have a swimsuit, so I snuck out of the group and was trying to make my way back to the University of Seattle, where we were staying. I realized I didn't have my phone and I didn't know which direction to start walking. I was naked and wrapped in a white towel but I walked into a restaurant and up to a group of guys, explained my situation, and asked if they would use Google maps to find the route for me. They acted like I was asking for money or something and wouldn't help me. I went back out on the street and was standing at a corner when a car pulled up beside me. Russell Simmons got out of car and said, "You should never wear a puffy vest with a tight fitting shirt underneath!" Somehow my towel had changed into jeans, my purple vest, and a long sleeved black shirt. I continued walking and asking people for directions, but I could never seem to get anywhere. As I was walking into a building, a tall man held the door open for me and complimented me on my outfit. I laughed and said, "Thanks! Russell Simmons doesn't like it, but I'm glad you do!"